Cum sa faci spam pe bloguri

Cum dadeam eu, asa, din blog in blog, cu scopul de a vedea ce face concurenta, am observat pe blogul uneia, nu-i dau numele/linkul/altceva ca nu merita, o chestie interesanta. Desi ceea ce scria era cat se poate de stupid, genu’ acela de lucruri pe care nici chiar eu nu le-nteleg, tipa nu era chiar asa cum am crezut-o, din contra, exista o rotita acolo, undeva in capsorul ei, care inca se-nvartea. Nu in scopuri creative, educative sau utile, desigur, ceva care sa te ajute in lumea reala, ci tot ceva legat de cutiuta cu chibrituri in care traieste, si anume spam, care sa-i aduca ceva vizitatori ( pentru ca de cititori nu se poate pune problema la ce abereaza acolo ) pe bloguletul ei mic si lipsit de importanta.

Asadar, o lectie importanta de spam, pe care-am bagat-o bine la cap de la pseudointelectuala asta, si pe care chiar o s-o si aplic, sa vad daca functioneaza:

In primul si-n primul rand, trebuie sa scrii un articol despre nemurirea sufletului, despre cum oamenii sunt rai si alte platitudini d-astea, dupa care intri pe 128 de bloguri, mai mult sau mai putin citite, copiezi linkul ultimului post publicat pe fiecare dintre ele, punandu-le in final la sfarsitul articolului tau si trimitand un trackback catre ele.

Pentru a justifica existenta a 128 de linkuri intr-un singur articol de pe blogul tau, scrii: ” Comunic aceste impresii fulgurante bloggerilor care ma citesc sau nu. „, dupa care urmeaza linkurile.

Cand vad un link catre ei, bloggerii vor intra sa vada ce scrie acolo, si uite-asa te-ai ales cu 128 de vizitatori unici! Unii dintre ei nici macar nu se obosesc sa stearga trackback-ul, asa ca vei mai primi vizite si de la cititorii acestora. Si mai sunt unii care se apuca sa scrie despre noua ta metoda de a face spam pe bloguri, asa ca mine. Iti dai seama cati oameni iti vor citi acum impresiile fulgurante?

Nu c-as vrea sa am 128 de vizitatori noi, ca doar nu asta-i scopu’ meu in viata, nici macar nu e-n top ten, da’ totusi, daca tot am terminat cu teoria, acum e timpul practicii.

Asadar, comunic aceste bla, bla, bla, bloggerilor bla, bla, bla, ma citesc, bla, bla, bla …

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